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Mimic finally slips into bed with his woman after a long night of trying to figure out what to do with the lute and how to set up the meeting with their employer. She doesn't even seem to notice him.
Next morning Mimic wakes to the sound of pot clanging and the smell of fresh bacon being cooked. Mimic looks down to find that Crazy Lu isn't beside him. That must be her cooking he thought to himself, why she doesn't let the automated bot do it I'll never know.
Mimic throws on a pair of pants and a wife beater and steps out into the living room. "Hey babe, what's the special occasion?" he shouts out to her
"Well, you just did another job right? So I figured that would be enough to celebrate" she says as she stirs up the scrambled eggs.
"Now baby it's not nearly as much as the last job but me and some of the boys still have to fence some of the gear we lifted off some corp. goons. So we might make up for it that way. I was going to go see if I could go track down Daxx and see if he needed any help with that." Mimic says as he steals a piece of bacon off the grill.
"You mean you're going off with that Fraggn Tusker again what THE HELL! I don't think so you are going to stay her and eat the breakfast I cooked you and then we are going to go to the Yatosumoo to buy me a new outfit because I have something special planned this week."
Mimic laughs "Babe I really which I could but I really can't we need the money, I promise I'll be home before you go to sleep tonight"
"This is fragging drek you're not going any mother fragging Asshole. Especially since you still haven't moved that barrel of proethanal from the garage to the lab yet!" Lu screams
Mimic sighs "fine if I move it then will you shut the hell up and let me go"
"NO" she says as she angrily stirs the eggs some more. Then she looks up with a smirk on her face and gives a half giggle.
Mimic takes this as a yes and goes out to the garage and starts trying to take the barrel to the lab. "Damn why don't we have a dolly or something thing this thing is as heavy as shit" After about an hour or so he finally gets the barrel in the lab. Now smelling of chemical and BO he quickly hopes into the shower to freshen up before trying to hunt down Daxx.
Mimic steps back into the living room just as Lu shuts the front door. "Where were you" he asks
"Ummm no where" she replied in that little girls voice as if she was doing something mischievous. I keep the food on low to keep it warm for you."
"I told you I can stay" Mimic says as he heads for the front door. "I got to find Daxx"
Mimic Walks out to his car that he left in the drive (because the motorcycle is in the garage) he gives the car a once over because you can never be too careful with that crazy bitch around. Sure enough he finds a small explosive rigged to explode on the driver as he starts the car. At closer examination Mimic could tell that it wasn't enough explosives to kill him just frag him up a bit, the damn thing probably wouldn't even of fraged up the seat. Mimic laughs to himself as he disarms it. Then he hops into the driver's seat and starts up the car.
"But Wait" he thought to himself "that bitch was out her for over 2 hours and only put that micky mouse contraption in? There has to be something else" he thought
Mimic hops out and searches the car once more and finds it. A paint bomb attached to the front bumper designed to go off once the car reaches forty. "Oh that Fragn bitch" he yells. He rips the bulk of it off the car. And then charges toward the house.
Mimic kicks the front door as he opens it making it slam against the wall.
Lu is standing in the dining room dishing out eggs to a second plate as if she already knew Mimic would be coming back.
Mimic rerers back and throws that paint bomb at her as hard as he can. Lu quickly deflects the paint bomb up at the ceiling with the frying pan.
"What the hell Mimic you could have killed me" she says as drips of multi colored paint fall from the ceiling.
"I can't believe you would try to Frag up my car you bitch" Mimic Yells as he jumps over the couch that separated the living room and the kitchenette. "I auta kill your fragging Ass" he says as he tackles her to the table.
"baby you know I love you I wasn't trying to kill you or anything" she says as she kisses him all over his face, well as much as she can since he has her pinned.
"I know baby, I know" he says as he calms down "just don't ever mess with my car ok" she nods as he says this and continues to kiss him.
<<The rest is censored for sensitive audiences; let's just say Mimic did end up going shopping>>
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